Into its mid twenties, this little subculture of...
While at work today I daydreamed to myself what things would be like if I had decided to continue with acrobatics/gymnastics all those year ago. Hrrrm….
My housemate likes to pick on me by calling me fat and pear shaped. I’d like it if he kept such comments to himself. Grrr.
If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter, for always...– The Desiderata (excerpts) - Max Ehrmann. I don’t have a faith or a religion, but my grandmother gave me this poem when I was 13 and ever since I’ve held it in high esteem as a philosophy of living.
Melbourne Judged World's Most Liveable City →
Fuck yeah. That is all.
We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, handsome, talented and...– Marianne Williamson (A Return to Love: Reflections on the Principles of a Course in Miracles)
It's TMI Tuesday
My opinions are free and my advice is cheap. ~No question to great to small, but you can’t play if you ask none at all.~ Let me feel your love deep within my in-box.
Measuring Up - August Edition
Today I had a fitness test, I’ve been having them done on a semi-regular basis for the last two years. The test includes blood pressure, weight, measurements and a bike test. I asked the staff if they could give be the data and they were friendly enough to provide it. The bike test today said I had no oxygen in my blood. How long have I been suffocating for? Unfortunatley I didn’t...
Explain and evaluate Sartre’s account of the relationship between sadism and...– 2500 Word Essay Topic. PHI3LDM: Love, Desire and the Master-Slave Dialectic.
You: We've got nothing in common.No common ground to start from and we're falling apart. The world has come between us. Our lives have come between us.
Me: *Interjects* What about "Breakfast at Tiffany's"?
You: *Stunned* I think I remember the film, and as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it...
Me: Well, that's the one thing we've got!
Meanwhile, on the underground platform of Parliament Train Station. An impromptu dance occurs.
Happy Birthday Dad
Today marks the day would have celebrated his 52nd Birthday. To mark this day, I met up family friends and the executor of his estate at the pub for lunch. It looks like the estate won’t be legally resolved for another few months, adding to the 14 months it has already been unresolved. It was nice to speak to his friend about the burial of his ashes. My dad requested a water burial at...
What Big Boys are Made of (Part 1)
The following is an entry for an assessed journal for a class I’m currently undertaking called Contemporary Feminist Thought. What do I want? I want to be a subject of desire. But lets go back a bit… I’ve had ideas swimming around my head for the last few weeks, thoughts swirling around without consolidation. There are times when I feel I come close to finding coherency,...
I've updated my OKCupid Profile →
Spring is just around the corner and have some wild oats to sow. I figured I should update it with more recent photos and information. How well do we match?
In a rare public appearance, Headphone Jack struts the stage in the guise of Lady Gaga complete with caution tape, cigarette sunglasses and disco stick. Despite appearences, we are assured he wasn’t drunk while performing this.
Tutorial: How to save a life with Funk
As a part-time Disco Kung-Fu Superhero, saving lives comes with the job description. My motto is “If it’s worth doing right, its worth doing fabulously” When a person is experiencing a heart attack you may only have a few minutes to respond before brain damage and eventually total brain death. In this situation one needs to be prompt and apply the correct technique. While a...
Little acts of courage...
Jack: This might seem a little out of the blue, but I find you incredibly attractive. I was wondering if you were interested in going out sometime?
Gym Crush: Nah Mate. I'm not *pause* that way.
Jack: Oh well, it was worth a try. At least consider it an ego boost.
Gym Crush: *smiles* Yeah. Say, do you get out much?
In a momentary lapse in judgement Jack decided to wear a t-shirt proclaiming himself to be a “An angry and quite hard, bitter, man-hating, lesbiany kind of woman” To his contemporary feminist thought lecture.
It’s TMI Tuesday in Australia. You have questions? I have answers.
Who just sold his 2002 Ford Falcon Wagon for well below the asking price? I did and I’d do it again. Frankly I’m glad to get that thing out of my driveway. Now to get started roadworthying the Saab.
That awquard moment:
When you learn that the house you’ve lived for 20 years in is not made of brick, but is a brick exterior on a weatherboard house.
I'm such a Hipster...
I installed Ubuntu onto my Macbook. Not really… I just bought a second hand G4 to replace my old falling apart Ubuntu boot ASUS. You’ve served me well these last 6 years.
Customer: May I use your bathroom?
Jack: We don't have any baths at this cafe, but there are toilets at the back of the courtyard.
Customer: May I please have a coffee?
Jack: Could you please be more specific? We have lots of different types: Late, Cappuccino, Flat White, Mocha...
Late night cravings for poutine, chicken fried steak and biscuits and gravy. The nearest outlet is over 15,000 kilometres away. If I start walking now I can almost burn off the calories.
VicBears is planning to start some life-changing conversations this September...– Vicbears Press Release 20/08/11
I jumped on the scales and found that I had gained two kilograms in two days. I always overeat at funeral receptions. I apologise for nothing.
Anonymous asked: Today's question - how is the love (or the lust) life going?
It's TMI Tuesday Y'all
Ask away, you may just be surprised by the responses…
I’ve submitted Man Boobs for financial assistance. Overall the tone is very positive. It has been given a tentative thumbs up pending a comprehensive budget and action plan. More information as it arises. Jack, I have one thing to say: “You Better Work”