I’m heading to Provincetown for Bear Week to see if all the legends surrounding it are true.
I’m going to see if it is indeed true that American bears have a weakness for submissive, ginger haired, powerlifting, Australian accented cubs. I’m also taking a lot of photos.
It’s a purely scientific, intelligence gathering mission - so I may return home and report back to my clan of underground Australian powerlifting, ginger cubs.
I’ve come from Melbourne, Australia - that’s 16,933 kilometers (or 10,522 miles) I’m crossing over a single day.
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